Or my favorite is "I need part number A137-000"
Parts guy--"What year is your car?" "What model is your car?"
Me-- "Doesn't matter. "I need part number A137-000"
Parts guy. "What make is your car? "What color is the drivers seat?""
Me--" It's not for my car, it's for my lawnmower"
Parts guy gives a tilted head, puzzled look. Then melts like the witch in Wizard of Oz........
Me---Grumbles, gets frustrated and buys it from ebay dude in China. Only question he asks is, "What color is your money?"
2001 CMX250C Rebel