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An old man wakes up in the middle of the knight, hearing noises outside in his garage.

He looks out the window to see a guy robbing all his stuff and loading it into a pick up.

The old guy calls 911 and says, "I'm being robbed."

911 asks if the robber is in the house. Guy says no, in the garage. 911 says sit tight and we'll send somebody over when we get a chance.

1/2 hour goes by and the crook is still loading up the pick up with stuff from the garage.

Old guy calls 911 again. 911 says, we're very busy tonight, so be patient, we'll send somebody over as soon as we can.

Old guy calls 911 one more time. Says, you don't have to hurry to send someone over here anymore. I shot the crook dead.

The cops showed up in one minute and caught the crook still robbing the garage!

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