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uneasyrider
06-25-2007, 09:27 AM
Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas who has recently been
diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.
My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in
Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two
sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas .
I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My
other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual
misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives
in Longview , She is a part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance' and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be
totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who bought a Harley?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation