The Puckerpost - Safety Seat

[cTc]

Howard has dug up another funny.

http://www.hondarebelforum.com/phpBB2/album_pic.php?pic_id=82

I think these will be the next big hit, no need for sissy bars :lol:

[MattD]

I thought it was lame of Honda to put an airbag on this year's Goldwing, this makes much more sense! :lol:

[GearJammer]

hehehe........JC Whitney stocks 'em.

Part # "2"
Item description: "Permanent Passenger Installation Device". This item guaranteed to keep the passenger free from falling off the bike. Normal motorcycle vibration is conveniently harnessed to keep your passenger smiling for the duration of the ride. No rubber-mounting necessary, as in essence, the passenger becomes rubber-mounted.

:wink:

[uneasyrider]

Here's the text to go with the above picture.

THE ALL NEW PUCKERPOST SAFETY SEAT tm.

Have you ever ask your wife or significant other to go for a ride with you on your motorcycle ? And they said "No I'm afraid I will fall off". Well now we have the answer, Enter the all new and throughly tested PUCKERPOST SAFETY SEAT tm. now you can guerantee they will not fall off, as a matter of fact after the Sphincter tightens on the PUCKERPOST tm. and your ride has ended, it will take some effort to remove them from the seat.

After the corider has graduated from afraid to apprehensive to wheeee, you can even add a second PUCKERPOST tm. at aprox. 2 1/2" forward of the first one for extra added enjoyment.

I am selling them for the low introductory price of just $29.99, to the first 100 callers and as a bonus with the first 100 orders I will include a much desired accessory kit valued at $14.99 at no additional cost, which consist of a 4 oz jar of Vasoline tm. and a 12" prybar which will fit in your saddle bags, but you must hurry as supplys are limited.

Call 1-800-555-5653 at once without delay operators are standing by.

[GearJammer]

ROTFLMAO!!!

(In contrast, I've seen some chops with spearheads or large spikes on the p-pad, indicating "No passengers allowed") :shock:

[MattD]

Ya know, I'm thinking that if I add a puckerpost to my Sportster, which is the king of vibrating motorcycles, it would probably be illegal in several states. :lol:

[GearJammer]

hehehe........maybe so, but just think of the number of women who'd be lining up for a ride 8)

[MattD]

Yup! :lol:

[uneasyrider]

BUMP