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Excaliburs Missus
11-13-2007, 12:40 PM
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot.

The bartender is curious and askes him "every time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket. Why?" The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good, I go home."
txsizzler
11-13-2007, 11:48 PM
lol... that was wrong on sooooo many levels!
Excaliburs Missus
11-14-2007, 08:03 AM
lol... that was wrong on sooooo many levels!

:D:D that was extremely tame compared to the talk show one :D:D
I am trying to be a good girl and just put in clean ones now.
txsizzler
11-16-2007, 09:13 AM
Hehheh... I could imagine! Seems the only jokes I know would be rated "R". :rolleyes:
Excaliburs Missus
11-16-2007, 05:35 PM
Hehheh... I could imagine! Seems the only jokes I know would be rated "R"

I think we have a totally different rating system over here in the UK so I have no idea what an 'R' rating would be ....... I assume that would be the same as our 18 rating ???????

(as in no one under the age of 18 should view it) ... which is about my level of humour to be honest. :D:D
txsizzler
11-16-2007, 11:17 PM
I think we have a totally different rating system over here in the UK so I have no idea what an 'R' rating would be ....... I assume that would be the same as our 18 rating ???????

(as in no one under the age of 18 should view it) ... which is about my level of humour to be honest. :D:D

lol... Rated "R" here by our wonderful MPAA board (lol again) is for 17 and up. Ironically, NC-17 (basically a "soft" X Rating) here is also for 17 and up. Go figure. :p